i shouldn’t be allowed to speak when i am drunk/stoned. f me.
editors are weird
but ur dog tho.
talking about someone i worked for - not a boy. ha.
i hate the inherently sexist writers u worship.
"I’m gonna drink, but I’ll probably get really sad."
"Why do you drink if it makes you sad? Who the hell drinks if it makes him sad?"
A few minutes after I offer an explanation.
"Ok, drink, but don’t listen to the Weeknd."
After talking about how an ex-flame tried to rekindle the flames and hit it…
"… yeah so then I put on The Weeknd—"
"You put on The Weeknd? Why would you put on The Weeknd? You did that on purpose."
"I feel like I’ll learn Korean the fastest through finding a girlfriend from South Korea."
"Osmosis through the dick."
There hasn’t been one day this summer when I haven’t thought about you, but I’m okay. Imma be ok.
To live in this world
you must be able
to do three things: to love what is mortal;
to hold it
against your bones knowing
your own life depends on it; and, when the time comes to let it go,
to let it go.
3:39 am 4,555 notes
This just happened
lol roommate having sex in the room next to mine and i’m like “*writing* it’s cool, my computer will love me forever”.